The Green Eyed Monster

Ladies..........Ladies.................Ladies

There is plenty of River beefcake to go around, no need to fight over my sexilicious body.
Don't resort to this..............I love all my ladies equally.


BTW - this has sorta loud audio...........

Mardi Gras

First of all, I need to apologize to all my special ladies for not spending time with you on Valentine's Day. I know some hearts were broken and some tears were shed but rest assured that I thought of you often..............

Where was I, you ask?

I was preparing for the Mother of All Parties. Yes, my friends, I was doing it up NOLA style and gettin my Mardi Gras groove on. Unfortunately I cannot divulge much information as to what happened the week leading up to Fat Tuesday or during the parties the week after. There are many reason why this is the case, such as; loss of memory, lack of normal inhibitions, brief periods of feelings of No Shame, several (deleted) pictures involving boobies, several pictures involving *&%$*@^ (saving for another occasion), and not too mention a clear case of pure stupidity.

Also, I would like to just share a story with all my friends..........a story of love. Don't worry ladies, it is a love that can no longer be, it was brief but it was strong. Two of the most pleasurable days of my life I spent with Thelacka. She was the sun, moon and stars to me. She showed me things that even my mind couldn't imagine. So to you, Thelacka Fachina, you strong, tall, hairy lady..............our love can no longer be............but you will be in my heart forever...............

The New Itch

It is time for me to fess up - I have been hiding this for quite some time.

I am not sure how to tell you all this so I will just say it.

I am allergic to grass.

Yes me, a dog, allergic to grass. More specifically I have Canine Atopic Dermatitis ( I am also allergic to Frontline - you don't even want to know what that does to me).

Unfortunately the rents are seemingly trying to cramp my style, just look at this crap. BOOTIES!!!!!!??????????

Ladies don't be distraught, for I ASSURE you that this will NOT interfere with my pimptasticness.

Booties My Ass................