SHHHHH! I know she is stuffed................
But I Oinked the hell out of that hot stuffed ham!
Monday, March 17, 2008
Blarney!
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Dear Ryan Newman,
As the latest Daytona 500 champion, I know that you are into the doggies, so, let me throw something out there. You have about 14 pooches (ladies everywhere), so how about doing a calendar together showing off all those sexy bitches. Here is the deal, I supply the pics and you supply the bitches. I lick your paw - you lick mine. I promise all pics will be tasteful (well those that get published). Hopefully you will accept my offer - and remember - what happens at the photoshoot, stays at the photoshoot.
Trust - PlayDoggie is the next big hit.................
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Thank You To The New York GiantAsses
I know. I know. I know. It's Thursday. The Superbowl was last Sunday. What took so long?
Let me tell you what took so long.
I partied my ass off alllllllll weeeeeeeeeek looooooooong.
That asshole Eli pulled it out.
Let me clarify something. I am a DIE HARD Dallas McAssholes Cowboy fan. This is serious business. I don't fuck around about this. Jessica Simpson betta recognize cuz I would so go gay for that dimpled fucker Romo.
However, my utter dislike of the New England Pansies runs so deep that I found myself visibly, and unapologetically, rooting for the New York Jackasses. AND THEY WON!!!!!!!!
Life hasn't been this good since BEFORE a certain playoff game in which a certain team beat another certain team in ridiculous fashion because it looked as if Romo and his assinine offensive line suddenly looked like they all shit their pants at once and couldn't keep their brains focused on a certain flippin pigskin that should be friggin driven down the field for a flippin touchdown rather than clumsily tossed around like a bunch of F-ing morons playing flag football in fucking grade school.
Ok. It's Ok. I'm Good.
Thank you New York GiantAsses - Thank You. I appreciate what you have done for this whole country of football loving fans. My only regret is that The Dallas Clumsy McFucktards Cowboys couldn't be the ones to pull that off.
Now - I would also like to throw a thank you out there to that sweet lady, Stevie Tranfeztight who helped me celebrate all week long. You hot bitch.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Saturday, February 2, 2008
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